What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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