And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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