Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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