question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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