Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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