I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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