If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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