what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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