i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
there is puke in my bra ... again
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