I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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