Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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