Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Randomize
