I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I cockslap morals
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
tell me about the eggs
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