Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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