We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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