I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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