She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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