And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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