The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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