is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
did i just pee glitter
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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