last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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birth control should be required to get into college
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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