I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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