I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I bet he comes in French.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.