Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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