There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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