He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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