yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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