it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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