Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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