Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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