She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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