He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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