i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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