We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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