i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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