I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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