Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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