Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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