So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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