oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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