I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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