It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she told me i tasted like america
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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