I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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