I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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