then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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