Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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