Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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