i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I wish I could teleport
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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