Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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