she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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