she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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