How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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