i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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