There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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