he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I am available for nakedness
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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