Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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