I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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