y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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