have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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